Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Kool Kitty Katz

So, somebody recently asked why I only have pictures of the dogs on the blog, and no pictures of the kitties. Here is the Katz response.

Dear Blog Readers,
What the heck do you think we do all day? Do you think we just lounge around waiting for our photograph to be taken? Normally we charge a per photo fee. You see we do not "belong" to Paul and Vanessa, we simple let them stay with us and bask in our never ending glory and beauty. If we get upset with them we simply puke on, or in some cases make sweet sweet love to, the appropriate item of clothing and that solves the dispute.
After much negotiating on their part, and really we were just tired of listening to them, we agreed to site for one picture and one picture only for the small fee of 5 treats each. So you should all fee very special and really thank us for this wonderful and rare opportunity.
The Katz.

So here I am in one of my all time favorite poses. It shows how regal I can be and that you are so totally beneath my notice ~ Inky

This is what I do best, lurk around waiting for an unsuspecting piece of clothing to fall and then it becomes my next victim, I mean girlfriend ~ Nozer

All I ask for is a nice undisturbed nap ~ Melville

These people give me no privacy ~ Kitty Kitty

This is my good side, it really is a shame that this stupid picture can't reproduce sound because I have a beautiful voice ~ Katy

Do you see how handsome I am? How well I go with the brightly colored throw pillows, I want you to know that that takes some skill and great grooming. I am beautiful therefore I am aloof ~ Indiana (after the famous Jones)