Kool Kitty Katz
So, somebody recently asked why I only have pictures of the dogs on the blog, and no pictures of the kitties. Here is the Katz response.
Dear Blog Readers,
What the heck do you think we do all day? Do you think we just lounge around waiting for our photograph to be taken? Normally we charge a per photo fee. You see we do not "belong" to Paul and Vanessa, we simple let them stay with us and bask in our never ending glory and beauty. If we get upset with them we simply puke on, or in some cases make sweet sweet love to, the appropriate item of clothing and that solves the dispute.
After much negotiating on their part, and really we were just tired of listening to them, we agreed to site for one picture and one picture only for the small fee of 5 treats each. So you should all fee very special and really thank us for this wonderful and rare opportunity.
The Katz.
So here I am in one of my all time favorite poses. It shows how regal I can be and that you are so totally beneath my notice ~ Inky
This is what I do best, lurk around waiting for an unsuspecting piece of clothing to fall and then it becomes my next victim, I mean girlfriend ~ Nozer
All I ask for is a nice undisturbed nap ~ Melville
These people give me no privacy ~ Kitty Kitty
This is my good side, it really is a shame that this stupid picture can't reproduce sound because I have a beautiful voice ~ Katy
Do you see how handsome I am? How well I go with the brightly colored throw pillows, I want you to know that that takes some skill and great grooming. I am beautiful therefore I am aloof ~ Indiana (after the famous Jones)
posted by VJ @ 4:44 PM
3 Comments:
Man, isn't there some kind of law about running a zoo without a license in the state of Ohio? Vanessa is starting to remind me of Ellie Mae Clampet. Nice set of photos of the felines. So now we've seen pics of the doggies, kitties, and Mr. Paul. Now where are all the pics of Mrs. Paul? It seems as if she always ends up behind the camera. I heard the students of Kent State are looking forward to the first annual Vannessa Earp calendar. Paul could handle the finances and distribution. The greenbacks would just be rolling in.
Zoo... there's a money maker. I need to figure out how to tame the ground squirrels, ground hogs, raccoons, deer, and other pesky varmint. No goats tho, but maybe a llama to keep coyotes away. However, I think I'd rather have coyotes than bear any day - and it was a bear that ate the llama near VJ's sister's house in Arkansas.
notice I aptly ignore the calendar idea?
WOW! I had no idea that the kitty crew had grown to such proportions! Do you have a barn yet - If you don't then I think you may need to draw up some plans to build one. Are you sure you havent' started your own non-profit animal shelter?
Thanks for the update on the rest of the herd!
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