Evenings at the Desk
So here I sit hating the printers in the library. Really it is not the printers fault, rather the computers. For some reason many of the computers have decided that they want to default to the color printer, which costs 14cents instead of the black and white printer which only costs 7cents. I love hearing the students complain about how much money they pay and why do they have to pay for printing, don't they give the library enough money. Little do they realize that all those wonderful databases they are so fond of cost over $500,000 a year, plus the cost of books, journal subscriptions and salaries. If they wouldn't be so freaking lazy and learn to do research we wouldn't have to spend so much money on the lazy mans research tools (databases).
Something else I have noticed is that the number of young women having certain anotomical parts enlarged is rather frightening. You may ask how I know these are not real...well they don't jiggle or move at all. This is easy to notice when they are wearing skin tight t-shirts in feb.
posted by VJ @ 3:31 PM
5 Comments:
Our black and white copies only cost 5 cents so I guess that's just another way my school is better to it's students than your school. In addition to skin tight t's, I also find the amount of exposed mid-drifts in the winter alarming. Sometimes their winter coats don't even cover it!
Actually no, your school isn't better to their students because they only charge 5 cents. There are more students at your school so they don't have to charge as much. I am sure OSU is making a huge profit from the students printing.
What alarms me is the stuff hanging out over the belt that does jiggle...come on! If you've got a rotund belly that's cool. But do you need to show it to everyone? And pierce it, too?
Here at our dinky little library we charge 15 cents for b/w and 25 for color and no one complains. They save their complaints for other worthless items such as why they aren't allowed to use cell phones in the library and why do they have to give back the books they check out. (heavy sigh) As for things that do or don't jiggle...I'm a leg man so from the waist up I usually don't pay much attention. But if they're in short shorts or minis then I'm all over that. And as for bare midsections that do jiggle, I read an article that referred to that kind of look as the "muffin" look. Yep, that's about right.
I'm fairly confident that I shouldn't comment about the ... about any female anatomy.
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
Those darn students, they want the world for free. Don't they know that implants don't grow on trees?!?
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